Birds

LOL birds . Not talking about private parts of male's body . Im talking about the white pooped creature .

Its amazing how they poop .. i mean seriously . Last last friday , i went for the Islamic Friday prayers and i sat down after i have reached the mosque .. while sitting i felt something wet on my hand .. i was shocked when i just realized that there was 2 bird poop on my shirt . Im like " whatdafoux !?" i mean i didnt even realize it was there and its still warm and slimy .. so i washed them at the toilet .. people were watching me .. wondering what were they thinking .

and just today i was heading to the Express Mart to grab myself a Pepsi . It was a beautiful day , so while walking i was looking up upon the sky , looking at clouds and the sunshine and then i saw this bird flying soo cool as if a jet doing some stunts on the air .. and suddenly .. it drop a white slimy liquid known as the Shit ..

how civilize birds are =)